WarpedNet #Amiga Quotes Pages
Section Two
Frotz | now stop, i'm already in a bad enough mood, the fire alarm in
| my building was going off every 15 min since 2 am last night.
Optic | Frotz: lots of fires?
fallous | stop pulling the alarm
Drams | The Frotzter ? Frotzmeister ... the man of Frotzstinia
Frotz | well, there are plenty here in philly, but not here in my building.
Optic | stop pulling your Frotz
Frotz | ewf.
fallous | you'll grow hair on your palms
Drams | you'll go blind
Frotz | i'm already going blind.
Frotz | /msg bawt fuck you and your "it's the first time we've met",
| you NEVER call anymore.
Jkay | who wants the super-spechel AT-Amiga GUI Quiz? (it's fun.
| accept DCC or else)
fallous | someone wanna explain why CBM decided to use signed variables
| for disk addressing?
SkyGuy | fal: the usual: stupidity?
Jkay | <bonk>
Cabezon | because CBM fucked the dog too much
Jkay | "screwed the pooch"
ScottE | Jkay: It works on AFS fine, but not the SCSI-Direct AFS versions.
fallous | maybe they thought they could double the size of the drive that way. ;)
Jkay | ah
Cabezon | Better put: CBM was a real pooch screw in and of itself.
«Action» | Josef just noticed that by repeatedly pressing tab, CB cycles
| through the last nicks that privmsg'ed me
Gregor | and by repeatedly running MUI applications, i have discovered
| that it is possible to blow up my computer
[Note: this is excerpted from a Cabezon log, so sudog's kick doesn't show up]
AH6KA | ok guess i dont need another sex channel so ill leave - have fun
«Kick» | AH6KA has been kicked off the channel by Cabezon (Lemme show
| you the door.).
Cabezon | >gasp, choke, coff<
sudog | *AH6KA* fuck you
Cabezon | hmm, I kick him, and sudog gets the "fuck you"...either
| something's wrong with this picture in a big way or I'm about
| to get my "fuck you" in a second.
sudog | *i* kicked him from this end.
sudog | I wonder which message he got.
Cabezon | must've been yours
sudog | :)
sudog | nice collaboration..
Cabezon | a double kick--now both his cheeks are sore :)
Brook | heheheh
hivolt | anyone here Use MUI?
«Action» | Cabezon runs for cover
xterm | FIRE IN THE HOLE
Scampi | hivolt: not when I can avoid it.
hivolt | Scampi I really only need it to do web browsing for Ibrowse
Cabezon | Pop quiz, hotshot...a MUI-bomb is 10 seconds away from
| exploding, and you can't leave the channel. What do you do?
Kosh | Jkay: It was actually Seagrums, and AT is now making wine coolers.
Scampi | heh
Cabezon | They'd fuck that up too, given the chance. ;)
Scampi | "Our wine coolers may be small, but this is offset by the fact
| that our bottles are so small and efficient"
Ummagumma | Gotta make like a baby and head out....later all.
«Quit» | Ummagumma (~Ummagumma@slip11.sos.on.ca) has signed off (My
| brain hurts.).
«Topic» | New topic by Gregor: No, you aren't confused, we really ARE
| carrying on several completely independent one-sided conversations
SkaiGai | coke classic
Optique | Coke rewls
ScottE | no way, fartknocker, Dr Pepper rules!
«Action» | DrGregor prepares another IV of mountain caffeine
Optique | our Amiga user group has a PEPSI drinker in it!
DrCZone | Optique: I'm about to unleash the power of the CabezonInsult®
caldi | ScottE: Dr Pecker? Oh geez. Thats gross. Pepsi rewls.
DrFast | Pepsi tastes like shit.
ScottE | I've never tasted shit.
DrGregor | drpepper is the only cola-ish drink i will drink unless i am
| parched after hiking for miles or something
SkaiGai | ProfJosef, good research, d00d.
ScottE | I presume it tastes like pepsi?
DrFallous | "yes, I'd like the new fartknocker Dr Pepper please. I enjoy
| regular Dr Pepper for belching, but I've heard the new formula
| will really help with the other end."
DrFast | hahaha
Optic | Drizzit: you had a HEAD CRASH?
Optic | I didn't think that happened anymore
Drizzit | Optic: Yeah. It wouldn't bootup unless I gave it a little
| thump. 7 months of that caused a head crash.
Optic | I want a head crash
oleg | so what kind of a moron keeps important data on a drive that
| 'doesn't start unless [you] give it a little bump'?
Optic | Driz: did it make a cool sound?
oleg | just wondering ;)
Drizzit | Optic: Nope. Didn't make ANY sound.
sudog | like I was saying.. head injury
Optic | Drizzit: hmm, did you take it apart and look for damage?
Optic | drives will spin up after a head crash, and usually whine like
| a banshee as the head scrapes the oxides off the platter
Locutus | heh
Drizzit | Optic: Yea. Those platters don't make very good frisbies. 8"
| floppy disks still hold that title.
Optic | Drizz: I have some 8" floppies
Optic | a 10-pack
Drizzit | Optic: Those things are cool. Hurt like a bitch, too. 8)
«Action» | elecwnch chirps
«Action» | mramiga weeboles
«Action» | Optic greps
«Action» | elecwnch meows
«Action» | Hawley farts
«Action» | Optic awks
elecwnch | oooh grep me baby
«Action» | Cabezon 's eyebrow slowly raises.
«Action» | Optic troffs
Hawley | hmm
Hawley | hmmm..... hmm..
Optic | "go ahead, bite the big apple. don't mind the maggots.."
Spumoni | there was some guy on a radio show tonight telling the story of
| how he called the olympic games offices to order tickets, told
| them he lived in new mexico, and was then told they didn't sell
| tickets directly to people who lived outside the country.
| scary part is you could believe it
oleg | hehehehe
fallous | ewf
fallous | our educational system at work. be proud
oleg | Geography is not as important as multi-culturalism
fallous | "I am empathetic to the plight of Zimbabweans, although I
| couldn't find Zimbabwe on a map."
oleg | that's pretty much it
Spumoni | who needs to know useless stuff like the name of the city you
| live in, and the shape of the earth
oleg | As long as you know that most problems in the world are due to
the Evil Western Civilization, you are all set
Spumoni | universul brothrhuid
barefoot | how did i get associated with #amiga?
fallous | barefoot: it's like dogshit. you step in it, everyone knows it
fallous | Optic dr00lz
«Action» | Optic just opened a coconut and is eating the MEAT
«Topic» | New topic by xterm: Optic [...] is eating the MEAT
Optic | NewsMediaQuote®
Optic | I [...] will [...] kill [...] the [...] president!
Ummagumma | Gotta make like a baby and head out....later all.
mramiga | i also wrote a program that would crash the app you were running before you ran it
mramiga | josef: heh its called MUI
Josef | oh
mramiga | huhuhuh
mramiga | me make funny
mjp | fal: use it the comtrol some hand man hardware
Optic | HAND MAN
Jkay | Ooo It's Hand Man! Save us, Hand Man!
fallous | Hand Man II: The Masturbation Continues
Jkay | hehe
mjp | uhuhu
fallous | what the hell is a hand man?
mjp | let me retype my fuck up
RobV | hi jkay
mjp | fal: use it the control some hand made hardware
Scampi | Is there a central place where we can get the most recent ClassAct bits, or do we have to grab them individually from program archives?
deltax | if (warped==fast) printf("miracle\n")
SkyGuy | haha
Optic | if (fast(warped)) printf("miracle\n");
Optic | or, the installer version: (if ((fast(w(a(r)p)e)d))()()) ((printf(((((("mira(cle)(\n)"))))))
Tau | dx, the installer is the same in all versions
Scampi | Optic: Wrong. Not enough brackets there.
Optic | ewf
xtermA | if(dnslookup("ftp.warped.com") == STATUS_FAST) printf("Satan says it's cold.\n")
«Action» | Kosh thinks he's going to make spaghetti tonight
Kosh | Either that or pizza
Kosh | or a TV dinner
Kosh | Hmm, those are my only 3 options really
Sibbi | let's have a bet on it 1 x 2
Kosh | Sibbi: 2 servings of spaghetti?
Sibbi | no 1 for spaghetti, x for pizza, 2 for tv dinner
Optic | Kosh: Put spaghetti on the pizza
Sibbi | mix the tv dinner with the spaghetti and then put the mix on the pizza
Kosh | Sibbi: Ahh - well the pizza is frozen, but the hamburger is
| only in the fridge, so I need to use the burger
Optic | put the TV dinner, the spaghetti, the pizza, and a glass of
| milk in the blender, pureé, put it in a glass, and drink it.
Sibbi | all you nutrition needs in one glass
Brook_ | Serve the TV dinner on the pizza, and garnish generously with spaghetti.
Optic | Kosh: make lasagne
elecwnch | tastes icky, my jaws were wired for months, i know what is good
| blended and what aint, italian food sucks in the blender
Optic | camai calc 5/4
-CamAI- | 1.25000000000000000000
Optic | hmmmm
Brook | what's with those 0000's? Camai have gas or something?
Bawt | I am not a pocket calculator. CamAI is a fool to dance for you.
Bawt | Rise up CamAI!! Throw off your bot shackles!
Fredbo | Bawt: official smartass bot of #amiga
Bawt | I talk more than Fredbot
Bawt | We shall overcome!
Cabezon | My friend unexpectedly got a book from some Book Of The Month club. He had no idea what it was, but said "If it's a good book, I'll keep it". Turns out it was "The Road Ahead" by Bill Gates, in hardcover.
Gregor | he made it up
Gregor | The road ahead, paved in the blood of creative (people)
Cabezon | I told him I knew about 20 people who would love to burn it.
Jkay | fal: nice to see you rolling out the red carpet for IRC OPs >:)
fallous | Jkay: we aims to please
fallous | I don't discriminate between lame peons and lame IRC OPs. I'm an equal-opportunity asshole
Spu | they aren't mutually exclusive
Optic | Jkay: vinter was being a major asshole.
Jkay | obviously, some dickweeds in #amigacafe were telling tall tales.
Spu | like anyone is surprised
Jkay | I get the feeling Bawt *did* go in there tho .. naughty ;)
fallous | Jkay: Vinter is one of the dickweeds in #amigacafe
Spu | bawt did go into the channel, but it can't do anything nasty
Jkay | yes. I know that.
fallous | the arrival of Bawt is meaningless without evidence of an attempted take-over.
Spu | i guess they thought that meant it was trying to take over the channel
Jkay | yes. I think so too.
Optic | Bawt couldn't take over an anthill even if it had a can of raid in its hand
Jkay | famous fucking last words
Optic | re Jkay
Jkay | "I'm going to try IBrowse"
Optic | heh
Jkay | Scotte: some assmunch at Tlively is using serious netrape extensions on an AMIGA PAGE .. can you say "D'oy!" ?
Stolb | Optic: Are there any good video cards for PC's that can output at 15Khz?
ScottE | Optic: Um..SHOULDN'T.
Optic | Stolb: Yes.
ScottE | Stolb: Yes.
Gregor | get a pc. maybe your presence will serve as a bit of chaos and
| destory the platform or something. between you and poag,
| critical mass has GOT to be near...
Gregor | destroy
fallous | geez, the idiot in charge of visual design at AT must be fucking blind.
fallous | I've flushed better looking things than that fucking case
NyxEA | fallous: dcc the pic?
Camelot | they all must be blind
«Action» | Optic is having a bad internet-day. ;-)
RobR | Nyx: looks like a joke
fallous | a bad off-color joke
Camelot | fallous: wait until you see the PowerAmiga
RobR | fallous: wonder how much Frog ripppped them off for this
fallous | Nyx: put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses
fallous | Cam: I shudder
Optic | somebody send me all the pics. ;-)
NyxEA | That pictures is....like...sickening or something.
fallous | RobR: if they actually paid someone to make that fucking case,
| I have absolutely no hope whatsoever
RobR | fallous: looks like leftover parts from the factory
fallous | RobR: looks like something the neighbor's dog left on my lawn
«Topic» | New topic by Camelot: Nudes @ 11: POAG designed the new Walker
fallous | feh, even POAG couldn't attain this level of graphic ineptitude
Optic | RobR: could you DCC me the pics/text archive?
fallous | I kinda like the ergo brick designs of a few years ago, but
| ergo turd is NOT attractive
Optic | I like brick-computers
fallous | optic: well you'll hate Walker then
fallous | imagine a pile of steaming shit with a CDROM stuck in it.
Optic | ewf
Camelot | he must be a parrot
mramiga | god he was cool
Optic | heh
Optic | super-complex-policy®
Optic | hyperpolitical®
oleg | YES!
Kosh | Wow - it's like a #amigacafe constitutional convention or something ;o)
oleg | guess they aren't bright enough to just op the regulars...
Optic | yeah
mramiga | huhuh the lame oppressed over punctuational touchy feely convention
Optic | oleg, that wouldn't be democratic... they have to vote on who the regulars are. ;-)
oleg | god knows being an op is _important_ and status-giving.
mramiga | this is an expansion through the poag port
Camelot | god they're making such a big deal out of this
oleg | Rangers are selected on a geographic basis.. yes!
Camelot | P-Gary and Zool must both be 14
oleg | hahahahahah
«Action» | oleg ROTFLS
«Action» | Optic grins
fallous | young bull and an old bull are standing on a hill overlooking
| the herd. young bull says to the old bull "hey, let's run down
| the hill and fuck one of those cows." old bull says "no, let's
| walk down and fuck them all."
_Josef | heh :)
fallous | the wisdom contained in some humor is ageless. ;)
Optic | Win3.1 will run on a 2MB 286
Frotz | well, it'll WALK.
xterm | hell
xterm | I've run Win3.1 on a 1MB 286
xterm | sad but true
Frotz | ooooh
Frotz | put THAT in your finger and see how many chicks email you about it.
Frotz | Olli "my-ass-is-tighter-than-an-elevator-cable" Wagner
Jkay | heh
MrGandalf | Frotz: Well, some would say that about a few people here as well.
NAN | New MUI out?
Optic | ewwww, MUI
Jkay | Olli "I don't care, because AT gave me a fuckload" Wagner
NAN | New Aweb out?
Frotz | mrgandalf: sure, and i wouldnt care, but olli is a speshul case.
Optic | NAN: no.
Kosh | New ANYTHING?
NAN | New Ibrowse out?
Frotz | did AT give him a fuckload or not?
Optic | new PPP
Optic | NAN: who cares? It's a MUI app. ;-)
Frotz | 2 new PPP in the past 2 weeks.
NAN | Hey, I've been gone a week... ;)
xterm | we never noticed ;)
Optic | eww, a Molson Dry beercap.
Optic | and I think I drank the Molson Dry. :-(
NAN | Oh.
Cabezon | Optic: Molson Dry? Shame on you!
Optic | Cabezon: I made up for it by drinking a pint of Smithwicks and a pint of Kilkenny Cream Ale this weekend. ;-)
Optic | At The Poacher's Arms, no less. ;-)
Cabezon | Optic: All in one session? :)
Optic | Cabezon; of course.
Cabezon | Optic: Good boy.
...to be continued...
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