Optic2 | I wonder if they have fallous's "mound of steaming shit" walker | description. ;-) BloodHawk | haha Frotz | well, it IS an ugly little spud, but that's half the reason | i'd buy it. BloodHawk | that's fitting. Optic2 | The Walker got five minutes of solid laughter when we popped | the jpeg up on our video projector screen Optic2 | at our user group meeting today Jkay | Optic: is that a good sign?
Optic | ewww «Action» | Optic peels a sneeze off his monitor Optic | it landed right on my CED window, too Cabezon | Optic: thanks for sharing «Action» | Optic gets the glass cleaner BloodHawk | /dcc get OptiSneeze
«Join» | domino has joined #Amiga Zanzare | domino: I hope your offensive friend is away from your keyboard? Brook | camai try domino «Action» | CamAI points the gun at domino -=* CLICK *=- ScottE | camai try domino «Action» | CamAI spanks the hell out of domino 'Now be nice and don't try | that again' domino | that was not nice domino | yes he is home now domino | wants to know what he did Zanzare | domino: I think that he's given you a bad reputation and stuff. Sibbi | let me at him domino | you can take him sibbi
NAN | I don't care what Chris Elliot says, these 'baked' nacho | chips suck.
ScottE | You typing this on the 286, Optic? Optic | ScottE: ja ScottE | I think maybe you're typing too fast for it. ;-) Optic | I'm sitting cross-legged on my bed with my keyboard on my lap, | which also reduces accuracy Optic | also, it's a DEC LK250 keyboard, with an annoying layout ScottE | If you say you're typing with one hand, I'll vomit. ;-) Optic | ScottE: I'm not. ScottE | whew Optic | ScottE: and, I'm fully clothed. Jacob | he's typing with no hands «Action» | Optic types with his n0se Jacob | i saw it on a.b.p.tasteless Optic | this DEC keyboard sucks for nose-typing. The Amiga one is | a lot better.
xterm | Subscribe to alt.airliners.twa.boom.boom.boom? [y/n] Gregor | oof MrElcee | that's a tad tasteless.
NyxEA | A Macintosh is a lot like having a Ninja 1100 with permanently | attached training wheels.
NyxEA | IE3 is a piece of shit, IMHO. Sibbi | not just your humble opinion nyx Sibbi | people seem to agree Optic | Nyx: I agree. A real downgrade from 2.0 NyxEA | It's hella unstable. Optic | Nyx: I don't like the new interface either. It's like MS is | throwing their own style-guide out the window Sibbi | yeah and commodore not using their own guidelines Optic | Nyx; IE3 also hits the system harder (which I notice on my 8MB | 486) Sibbi | you would notice pretty much every fart on a 486 «Action» | Optic farts Sibbi | it's the pizza Jkay | /ctcp optic ceiling.fan Sibbi | the first morning fart after a pizza is something to die for Optic | aye, and I had a BURRITO for lunch, with lots of beans and | rice and stuff «Action» | Jkay hangs up the NO OPEN FLAME warning. «Action» | Optic lights a propane torch Sibbi | hmm that's quite a risk you're taking there optic «Action» | Optic farts... *BOOM* Optic | oof
deltax | He wrote a letter to everyone in ETML, the Exaggerated Text | Markup Language deltax | With tags like <POWW!!> and <ZAPP!!>. deltax | Get your ETML plug-in from http://www.nutscape.com deltax | he's so fucked saddie | seems so deltax | hahhahahaha deltax | keyboardist to smashing pumpkins = daisy pusher. heroin OD
Brook | dammit.. gotta reboot. Final Copy took a shit Brook | there JanusMan | good, brook, you're back to our exciting conversation JanusMan | ongoing conversation JanusMan | which is so terribly, terribly exciting JanusMan | ongoing exciting conversation JanusMan | good stuff. great stuff JanusMan | amazing, some might say, but that might be a tad exaggerative | (word I just made up)
Mramiga | pizza!! whee Mramiga | anyone want a slice? Sibbi | cool Sibbi | like I can have one ;) MrElcee | That's another thing that sucks out here. If you want pizza, | you either drive into town to get it, or you make it yourself. Mramiga | CU-SEE-ME-EAT-PIZZA Mramiga | uhuhuh Sibbi | hmm, I can order a pizza right now and have it delivered in | under 30 minutes from at least 5 places Sibbi | after 4 am it's 2 places ;) Sibbi | go figure MrElcee | CU-SEE-ME-POINT-SHOTGUN-AT-CAMERA Mramiga | uhuhuh «Join» | HammerD2 has joined #Amiga Sibbi | Hammur has returned® Sibbi | Da Return of da hammur Mramiga | Cu-See-Me-Eat-Pizza-And-Get-Head-Job huhuhuh MrElcee | part 3. Montezuma's revenge. MrElcee | uhhuhuhuh MrElcee | damn swingers... Mramiga | more like Cu-SEE-Me-Give-Extra-Special-Tip-To-The-Pizza-Chic | -and-stuff MrElcee | and 2 intermissions.
Zarquon | And today I got another craving and I went to the fridge and ate | a big honkin' piece of KFC. Zarquon | Yep, my first post-vegetarian meal was chinease food. Sibbi | mmmm Cabezon | heh...Zarquon, born-again carnivore :) Sibbi | what did you expect? ;) Cabezon | you won't be the genuine article until you shove a burger down | your throat :) Zarquon | "and the Lord let the vegetarians to Jewrewslium and they ate | meat, and it was good. And the people rejoiced" Sibbi | were you vegetarian by choice or because you had to? Zarquon | Sibbi: Too many drugs in my youth made me too fucked up. Sibbi | because you had to then Zarquon | Sibbi: No, by some mental choice that I made. I musta been | smokin some good shit. Cabezon | the greasiest, most hated burger of all...the BigMac® Sibbi | I know people that are not allowed to eat meat for reasons of | health Sibbi | that sucks Zarquon | I will NOT eat a McDonalds hamburger. Sibbi | no but you'll eat a hamburger ;) Zarquon | I will, however eat a Harvey's hamburger or a Wendy's. Sibbi | double cheese burger with lots of sauce and shit on it Cabezon | Zarquon: That will be acceptable to the tribunal. ;) MrElcee | hold the shit Cabezon | McDonald's hamburgers all taste like masking tape anyway. I | don't blame you. ;) Jkay | mmm masking taaaape Zarquon | heh masking tape. Zarquon | Too much paste in masking tape. I prefer duct tape. Cabezon | Zarquon: you must have fucking sharp teeth ;) Zarquon | I wondered what I needed those ones in the back for. Zarquon | Now I do:) Zarquon | K.D. Lang can bite my big juicy cock, she's not my idol anymore:) Cabezon | Zarquon: she doesn't eat meat...sorry :) Sibbi | uhuhuh Zarquon | Ack! Zarquon | I just realized that I've never had hotwings before! Cabezon | heh :) Zarquon | gotta find a 1 cent wing night:) Cabezon | Zarquon: closest you'll get in London is 5 cents Zarquon | ***Canadian defects to Mexico....Vegetarian eats meat! | MPEG at 11.
oleg | jkay he is only a bad guy if you are one of those pricks who | likes to see Wiley E. Coyote clobbered in Roadrunner | cartoons NAN | heh Jkay | oleg: I wanted the roadrunner DEAD DEAD DEAD. Fuckin' Jerry | Mouse too. Mramiga | heh Jkay | that squat little bastard mouse needed killing. Jkay | fuckin bow tie .. Jkay | smug little shit. oleg | yep. oleg | I always thought he'd look better dead
xterm | Shrimp on the Barbie Cabezon | Ken's shrimp inside Barbie MrElcee | Barbie duz Ken's dishes. Spu | cabezon: put those away MrElcee | and all his bowling friends. xterm | Snarf, Ken doesn't have a shrimp...didn't you know any girls | that showed you a naked Ken doll? Spu | it's an "optional accessory" Cabezon | "Anatomically Correct Barbie" Locutus | "do you look like this?" Cabezon | "Heroin Addict Barbie" and my personal favourite, "Biker Bitch | Barbie" ;) «Action» | Laire has now the proof that xterm played with Barbies Spu | Bulimic Barbie «Action» | xterm now has proof that Laire is a Greenie MrElcee | transsexual heroin addicted barbie was the best... Cabezon | Russian Barbie...she weights about 300 pounds and has a | moustasche :) Mramiga | heh Mramiga | BIGGUS BARBIE Cabezon | NO Spu | mre, you could save money...ken/barbie in one doll MrElcee | armenian barbie. 350 lbs, beard, and has huge ankles from | standing in the bread line all day. xterm | Cabezon, didn't you see Bond filmss? all Russian chicks are | 36-24-36 Spu | mra: each one gets its own aisle at the toy store Locutus | "A clockwork orange barbie" Spu | Speed Barbie Mramiga | tell ya what this group of russian chics came in the store the | otherday i would hve defected for a fewof them WOW Mramiga | spu: heh Cabezon | "Skanky Snatch Barbie" Mramiga | eew xterm | Flygirl Barbie Cabezon | "scratch and sniff" ;) MrElcee | oof Locutus | leper barbie Spu | comes complete with slime trail Mramiga | i draw the line at the scratch and sniff skanky snatch barbie
deltax | Work confuses me. Drizzit | Work gives me gas RexOrient | work ? what's that ? deltax | They bumped my pay from 5.60 to 7 $/hour, and then bitched | about how I go off on too many programming tangents. Sibbi | should try it sometime rex deltax | Meanwhile, I'm getting in all their assignments in by the | deadlines they give me. Sibbi | they bumped your pay so they could bitch deltax | Seems like an odd incentive. "Here's some more money, we like | your work. But we don't like the way you do it." Sibbi | I'm getting $6.75 an hour Drizzit | Work is one of life's grand pain-in-the-asses. You have to | deal with other people. That in itself it asking for trouble. RexOrient | I'm paid monthly... dunno what per hour deltax | they were paying me $5.60 for doing web authoring.. but they | bumped me up coz i'll be doing cgi stuff now. Drizzit | $5.60? Ouch deltax | Driz: yeah. it's pretty bogus. Drizzit | Slave labour RexOrient | hmmm... after taxes, $8.20 deltax | Drizzit: student labor = slave labor RexOrient | before taxes $13.70 ... ain't the state a bunch of thiefs ? :/ Sibbi | the state is a highlight robbery Drizzit | I am either gonna get a job at one of 3 places - Judd & Black | (TV, Radios, and other appliences) as an instalationist, | Microsloth as either a grunt on the asm line or in customer | support, or at the local PC electronics store Sibbi | I don't pay any taxes seeing as I'm a poor student and can only | work 3.5 months of the year RexOrient | didn't pay anything as a student either... we're only allowed to | work for 2 months here tho.. (well, it's not the time but the | total of what you earn that counts as a student) Sibbi | shit ;)
Brook | If a PC motherboard was installed in a robot, I bet the robot | would blow Bill Gates. Zanzare | brook: I know 6 people who bought an ESCOM in the last 9 | months. Everyone has needed parts replaced, either dodgy | monitors, PSUs, you name it Cabezon | that's OK...Microsoft doesn't need Amiga...Windows 95 hurt | enough :) Camelot | cab: well, it's inevitable :) Camelot | it's written in the Book Of Gates (which is not written yet)
Jkay | how do you tell when it's time to degauss your monitor? Spu | jkay, when the cat sticks to it Jkay | Spu: I only have a baby. no cats. Spu | ok, the baby then Spu | anything that shouldn't be there :) Jkay | Spu: when the monitor pulls the diaper off the baby, from | across the room then.
Ummagumma | Whee...a pic of Miami, FLA. Wonder if a German tourist getting | mugged is in the shot.
«Action» | deltax just got invited to drink by a cute blonde, and the place | at which the drinking will occur has a brand new BeBox to play | with. deltax | Tough choice. Drizzit | deltax: well, boobs are fun to play with, but alas, they get | boring rather quick. A BeBox on the other hand... Sibbi | I would much rather have boobs to play with than a bebox Sibbi | can't fuck a bebox, can't nibble on a bebox, can't cum on a bebox Renze | B(.)(.)BS Sibbi | unless you want to make it sticky deltax | Well, boobs are neat and stuff, but I've never played with a | BeBox. Drizzit | You can have boobs on your BeBox. Just take a trip on | MrAmiga's WWW page with its Web browser. deltax | So maybe I'll do a compare/contrast. deltax | BeBox vs. boobs: A comparitive essay, by dx.
Optic | fallous: I told my Uni "restricting user-hours and tripling | the number of users won't solve your 150% modem usage problem | at prime time. Putting on a 15-minute inactivity logout during | prime time WILL." fallous | optic: I have no problem paying reasonable fees for access, | but their pricing is infinitely worse than the commercial | providers, and they are subsidized by our student fees, get | cheaper connection because they're a uni, and then want to | charge higher prices than the locals. fuck them Cabezon | Optic: Let me guess...their response was somewhere in the | neighbourhood of "Fuck off". ;-) Optic | Cabezon: yup. Optic | The security officer for my Uni's internet has had a dialup | connection for the last three days straight, according to the | 'who' infomation Optic | he's been logged into mustang.uwo.ca from a dialup line for | several days. ;-)
Optic | hah, the National Centre for Supercomputing Applications has a | slow web site. ;-) Optic | ironic. Cabezon | Optic: now that's funny :) Optic | "isn't it ironic? Optic | "dontcha think?" Cabezon | Optic: now don't start THAT shit. BloodHawk | don't make me slap you. Gregor | a little too ironic? Optic | ugh. Drizzit | "ironicy is so... ironic." Optic | I'm sorry. Optic | I don't know what got into me there. Gregor | i don't think ironicy is a word ;-) Brook | Drizzit: You mean Irony is so ironic Gregor | optic: it was very ironic that you should be the one to bring | that up Drizzit | Its Drizzit High English - you better damn well bet its a word
«Join» | deltax has joined #Amiga deltax | Yet Another ADE Crash® deltax | Optic: uptime 0:00 Optic | dx: welcome to Amiga. ;-) deltax | Optic: no, welcome to ixemul. tried to mix wildcards, and the | shell shit itself.
deltax | i am not an anallinguist MrAmiga | huhuhuh MrAmiga | gots DA brown tounge deltax | maybe i just haven't met the right girl yet MrAmiga | heh she better give damn good head deltax | but i haven't had any desire to go _that_ south of the border | with my face MrAwake | nothing like a mouth full of Coli bacteria deltax | I remember my bio teacher telling us some shit about that Fredbo | deltax: I have no idea, sorry, I'm not the one to ask about | that... MrAmiga | hahah deltax | heh deltax | i should ask my housemate. she'd know. deltax | she has more armpit hair than i do. MrAwake | funny how a topic like this can wake everyone up MrAmiga | its a magnent for convo MrAmiga | next thing you know we will ahve World peace MrAwake | no, world peace is boring MrAmiga | all because deltax blows colons MrAmiga | deltax: she armenian? deltax | MrAmiga: Polish, I think.
...to be continued...
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