«Action» | caldi is here, just waiting Xena, Breast Princess.
Sibbi | Xena Breast princess?
Jacob | i need xena nudes
caldi | Warrior, Breast, whatever
Jacob | sibbi: do you have xena?
Sibbi | no
Jacob | you are missing some bad television :)
Sibbi | we get enough bad television as it is
caldi | Hercules even has a decent bimbo now and again too.
Sibbi | whatever ;)
Jacob | xena seems to have more outrageous better fights
caldi | Nemesis is really nice to look at
Jacob | yeah herc does get some nice babes sometimes, esp. when he goes
| to the underworld
caldi | I think Xena has a better show, not as corny.
Jacob | herc never had any character development
Jacob | at least xena is doing something and has breasts
Jacob | and she has that stupid sidekick
Sibbi | most women do indeed have breasts
Jacob | herc's sidekick is a wuss
caldi | he doesn't have breasts either
Sibbi | most men do indeed not have breasts
caldi | alot of men have breasts, just not their own.
Jacob | renze: do they show any of these fine shows in nz?
Renze | Jacob: Yes, we have Hercules and Xena here, but I watch neither
| of them.
Jacob | renze: what's good on tv there?
Renze | Jacob: You do realise both shows are filmed here, don't you? :)
Optic | well, I'm gonna go. I may, or may not be back later
Jkay | we'll miss you, Optic old pal, old buddy.
Jkay | hurry back.
Jkay | write often.
Jkay | send money.
Sibbi | a lot of it
Sibbi | in small bills
Sibbi | untracable preferebly
Jkay | in a plain brown wrapper
Sibbi | preferebly only twenties
Sibbi | no cheques
Optic | Canadian $1 coins?
Jkay | do they have a picture of a m00se on them?
Jkay | a c00l canada m00se?
Jkay | with a hat, and all?
Optic | no, a loon
Optic | and the $2 coin has a polar bear
Sibbi | cool
Sibbi | what coin are you on?
Jkay | $3 bill
Optic | the $10k bill
Sibbi | I see
Optic | bbfn
Brook | I'm just gonna avoid Mooey if at all possible, and download it
| only as a last resort.
Cabezon | I erased it from my harddrive, and I haven't looked back.
deltax | I keep it around to run some choice stuff... amiwin prefs
deltax | heh. housemates watching dazed and confused
Brook | dx: Too many spliffs?
deltax | Brook: no, not since this morning. it's part of the hippie
| continental breakfast. that's what happens when you hang out
| with people that live out of VW buses.
deltax | :snif: i need a new computer
Cabezon | dx: feh, you and me both
deltax | I'm gonna pull a Tau tomorrow night, and shave my head.
deltax | It'll go well at the Helmet concert.
Cabezon | a friend of mine keeps offering to cut my hair...the last time
| she tried to cut someone's hair, she _had_ to shave it :)
deltax | that's a Bad Thing©
deltax | hmm, there's gotta be something wrong with drinking beer out of
| a microsoft mug
deltax | I got the chance to use a prefix by itself in a sentence, last
| night. "We have enough alcohol to make you very un-."
deltax | It confused the hell out of my housemates.
Optic | deltax: I was really pissed off the other day. I was at a bar,
| and ordered a nice draught Creemore Premium Lager (local
| microbrewery), and it was served to me in a cheap plastic 'Bud
| Light' cup. Ugh.
deltax | Optic: Bah, that almost ruins it. Beer needs to be drunk out
| of something glass.
Optic | deltax: it certainly does. And even somthing glass with "bud
| light" on it would be a problem for me. ;-)
deltax | I wonder if it's illegal to drink beer on my lunch break at work.
Optic | where do you work?
barefoot | "Buttwiper, the king of brews..."
deltax | Cornell Theory Center
Brook | dx: Just put some in your thermos, and take some Sen-Sen afterwards.
deltax | sen-sen?
barefoot | delt- to keep ya outta "Sing-Sing"... ;^]
Brook | I dunno if it's made anymore, but it was like a breath odor
| neutralizer
Optic | deltax: oh right. Well, I wouldn't be caught with it in the
| machine room, first off... ;-)
deltax | bah, like anyone would care. I saw my officemates at the
| festival today, and their _boss_ was there
oleg | why in the hell would a place serving good beer do so in plastic
| cups?
Optic | oleg: I asked. "The dishwasher is broken."
Brook | Optic: A damn lie if there was one.
oleg | optic, should have mentioned a wonderful invention called "The
| Sink" to them
.....
deltax | Honey Brown is prolly the cheapest good beer around.
Optic | local microbrewery around here charges $2.50 for a 500mL beer,
| $0.50 of witch is bottle deposit
Optic | witch. ugh. which
«Action» | Optic reboots his brain
Snarf | i am rather fond on Labbats myself
oleg | plus they sell clothing and non-beer crap ;)
barefoot | Labatt?
deltax | well, this here's 'merkin beer, and it's labelled in ounces.
| 12oz = 355ml?
oleg | Labatt is Canadian for "piss"
Optic | deltax: no idea
Snarf | what do you drink oleg?
Optic | oleg: well, if you have to drink a nasty commerical beer,
| Labatt isn't TERRIBLE for the most part
barefoot | "It ain't downstream beer. It ain't big-city beer. In fact we
| are hard pressed to call it beer at all!"
deltax | go molson if you're going commercial. or heineken.
Optic | Labatt makes "Bud" in Canada
barefoot | only domestic i can stand is MGD...
Snarf | Guiness???...you are more a man than i .i can't stomach the stuff
Optic | Does "Moosehead" beer filter down to the USA?
deltax | Snarf: Guinness kicks butt
Snarf | Optic : yes i have seen it
barefoot | snarf- "Thanksgiving in a Bottle"... ;^]
Optic | "It's the beer that eats like a meal."
Snarf | more like motor oil
«Action» | deltax nods Opticward.
barefoot | snarf- carbonated tho... ;^]
deltax | If you take a forkful of Guinness head, it will leave marks from the prongs.
barefoot | delt- Guiness gives great head... ;^]
MrElcee | they take american beer and pour it in mud... then take
| cheesecloth - tear large gaps in the cheesecloth and pretend to
| strain it back into the botte. THAT is how they make Guiness.
Gregor | "record-breaking" head?
Optic | deltax: I floated a nickel on the top of my Kilkenny Cream Ale head
deltax | Optic: heh
MrElcee | then they throw in a couple ground up hops for texture.
Optic | You know it's been a well-served beer when you are finished the
| beer, and still have some nice head left on the sides and in the
| bottom of the glass
Brook | Hmm.. Any time any of you pass through Sioux Falls, we've got a
| microbrewery here with 4 types of beer from ale to stout..
| deltax | Optic: There's some of that on the inside of the mug
| i'm drinking out of now
Optic | what do you people think of those funky "draught-flow system" cans?
Optic | Gregor: too bad your bebox can't do the "net" part yet. ;)
Gregor | it can
Gregor | well it could before i took it apart
Gregor | impressive, eh?
Gregor | just like my amiga ;-)
Optic | ja
RexOrient | does it use MUI too ?
Gregor | no, but then neither does my amiga ;-)
Gregor | and a large dragon just ate the sun...kind of a nuisance, but
| what do you expect from a reptile? also, my nose is on fire.
Gregor | did i mention that i have a large family of wild badgers living
| in my pants?
oleg | gregor, yes, having your nose on fire does suck
Optic | Gregor: n0se?
Gregor | there is no nose outside...
Optic | that isn't attached to a face.
Gregor | or something like a face
Optic | just thought you'd like to know.
Gregor | i've heard this before:
Gregor | "a book is like a mirror. If an ass looks in, you can't exactly
| expect an apostle to look out
Locutus | oh fuck, people are actualy LOOKING at my Amiga pages, maby I
| should update them or something
MrElcee | Netscrape commuckications page today looks like a McDonalds ad...
MrElcee | We're pleased to announce that Netscape has served more than 10
| billion hits to more than 38 million Navigator users and others
| on the Internet.
«Action» | Gregor is serious about putting "you need a frames incapable
| browser to view these pages" thing on his page
MrElcee | i'll take a large order of fries and a coke with that...
Locutus | "We only use frozen beef in our navigators"
MrElcee | I suppose they don't count the fact that most netscape users end
| up leaving the default to their page because they can't figure
| out how to set it otherwise. :)
frotz | i cant believe they're passing legislation to ban gay marriage,
| and clinton is in favor of it.
MrElcee | which part can't you believe?
Jkay | oink. that smells like a 3 day old bag of turd.
frotz | both really.
MrElcee | I'm not surprised the house voted for that. I'm surprised
| Clinton will sign it if the Senate goes with it.
Cabezon | goes with what?
frotz | a law banning same sex marriages.
MrElcee | But Clinton is in Campaign mode... and if he can do something
| that will make him look conservative he'll be all over it.
pascoe | If MicroSoft made toasters.........every time you bought a loaf
| of bread, you would have to buy a toaster. You wouldn't have to
| take the toaster, but you'd still have to pay for it anyway.
pascoe | Toaster95 would weigh 15000 pounds and would secretly
| interrogate your other kitchen appliances to find out who made
| them.
pascoe | Everyone would hate MicroSoft toasters, but would by them anyway
| since most of the good bread only works with their toasters.
Jacob | jkay: no shit, or the "why should i upgrade" whines too :)
Jkay | especially if I tell them, and they say something moronic, like "so?"
Sibbi | so?
«Action» | Sibbi hides
Jkay | (pump shotgun)
Sibbi | oh oh
Sibbi | I'm leaving before I get blown ;)
Sibbi | later
«Quit» | Sibbi has signed off IRC....
sudog | jkay blows sibbi?
«Action» | sudog hides too
Jacob | eww
Jkay | thats why sibbi's unhappy about his sex life .. he always
| leaves before he gets blown
sudog | always leaves before he comes huh?
«Action» | sudog ducks again.
Sibbi | people who send PGP encrypted messages to a mailing list should be shot ;)
Sibbi | preferebly in the head
Sibbi | preferebly with a sawed-off
Sibbi | at short range
Sibbi | trough the nose
Sibbi | ....
Sibbi | you get the idea
Drizzit | Optic: I belive I told you about my fun times throwing in
| networking code for GenieBot for SunOS/NetBSD. It makes me so
| happy happy happy when doing it 'cause its such a joy joy joy.
«Join» | Tracy has joined the channel...
Tracy | hey everbody
Tracy | is anyone going to talk to me
ScottE | no
ScottE | fuck off luser
Tracy | screw you
Gregor | scotte: guess he/she/it told you ;-)
ScottE | Gregor: I'm weeping as we speak.
Gregor | careful, you'll short out your keyboard
ScottE | heh
Tracy | you guys suck
oleg | yes, but not nearly as well as your father
Tracy | you would know
oleg | yeah, i have a nasty habit of reading the walls above the
| urinals in public bathrooms
Tracy | is it good reading material
ScottE | If you don't want people to know, you should take his blowjob
| rating out of your .signature, Tracy
«Kick» | Tracy has been kicked off of channel #amiga.....
Jkay | will wonders never cease
Jkay | SNET has a shit-ola modem stack, CRIS.com is slower than a turd
| rolling uphill, and MCI.net is so fucking anal that they need a
| hypodermic to get an enema.
Jkay | what a lovely trio of ISPs I have to deal with
Gregor | you could start your own ISP...
MrElcee | I have a Civil War era officers cutlass. (Cavalry). That's one
| of the things that gets thrown out the window before my vault
| does in case of fire. :)
Gregor | "But that would be woooong"
Jkay | the registration software MCI sent my to start an acct with
| refuses to talk to their registration host, so I called them
| voice, and asked if I could set up an acct over the phone, and
| use my CURRENT TCP/IP setup.
Jkay | "umm... something about monkeys, and my butt"
Jkay | was the reply
«Action» | Jkay starts a fire, and stands under MrE's window :)
Jkay | It would be cool if I found out tomorrow that the bank loves me,
| and will float a loan, PLUS the UPS man delivers my CV64 ...
Renze | Jkay: But that won't happen, because Fate is a bastard. :)
Cabezon | Renze: no, Fate is a sick, orphaned bastard who never learned
| social grace
Ummagumma | Ha fuck! It's David Duke reviewing Sergeant Bilko!
Ummagumma | hee hee
oleg | does he give it the white hood or the flaming cross?
Ummagumma | I wonder if that's been subjected to intense clinical
| trials...the assumption that Spoo is good for you.
Ummagumma | I've heard that Spoo has some rather serious side-effects.
Jkay | I dinna know that Amigas are set up as video editing units in the
| press corps center at the olympics ... cool beans
Gregor | jkay: did the torch guru or something?
Jkay | gregor: two words: "bouncing tits"
MrElcee | woohoo!
Optic | eating with chopsticks rewls. ;-)
Jkay | every female torch bearer had the honor of having her bouncing
| tits zoomed in on by CNN camera crews.
Gregor | they would be more interesting if they were bouncing in front of
| me, preferably attached to something which I can attach and wish
| to attach myself to ;-)
MrElcee | chopsticks are good for when you hold the plate to your mouth to
| shovel the food into it.
Optic | MrElcee: right, like take-out chinese food in paper containers. ;-)
MrElcee | they just right size, yes.
Spu | just stick your face in there and inhale
Jkay | there ya go
Gregor | inhaling noodles is not my idea of fun
Spu | don't need chopsticks
Gregor | much harder for the lungs to process
MrElcee | wait! was that about the chinese food or the hooters?
«Action» | Optic bought a pair of chopsticks like six months ago. Comfy,
| and dishwasher safe. ;-)
Spu | yeah
Spu | hooter chow mein
Optic | mmmmm
MrElcee | chopsticks also make an excellent swizzle stick to keep your
| alcoholic beverage mixed.
«Action» | Gregor just uses a fork
Optic | Gregor: bah, that's no challenge.
«Action» | Gregor doesn't want challenging food.
«Action» | Gregor wants eaten food
Gregor | err
Gregor | eaten by me that is
Fredbo | sporks are also great for chinese food
Jkay | hehehehe
«Action» | MrElcee tries to picture Gregor, a pair of hooters and a fork -
| and the purpose of that fork...
Optic | alt.plastic.utensils.spork.spork.spork
«Action» | Jkay sends gregor a "sample" of eaten food
Optic | I had challenging food. I called up the chinese food place and
| said "What's your best dish?" ;-)
Gregor | mrelcee: depends on the hooters
Gregor | poke. ptfffffffffffffffff-woosh
MrElcee | grab a can of fix-a-flat...
MrElcee | yer a few lbs low ma'am...
Optic | oof
«Action» | Gregor prefers the all-natural look, personally
Gregor | or at least in the hooters area ;-)
Gregor | other areas, such as the armpit, I can do without the
| all-natural look
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