fallous | elcee: Cobain generously deleted himself from the gene pool
Elcee | fallous: what a courtesy.
fallous | elcee: I know I'm grateful. I'd really prefer not to have the
| gene pool polluted with Cobains
Elcee | fallous: Already happened. He left a baby girl behind.
fallous | elcee: hmm, perhaps the child will choose to be as generous
| as her father was
Elcee | fallous: or maybe the kid will have the eediot gene skip her
| generation.
deltax | a friend taught me a tkd move last night, that when properly
| executed, removes someone's larnyx
Elcee | that addle the weak of mind trick would be useful at traffic
| stops, too
fallous | deltax: go to the mall and try it out
Tau | dx, difficult to practise, isn't it?
deltax | "hey, bub. hold still for a sec."
deltax | :gurgle:
deltax | And then I'd watch him drown in his own blood, and then I'd
| giggle.
fallous | deltax: um, isn't it just easier to crush their windpipe?
deltax | fallous: yes, i suggested that to my friend, but he seemed to
| believe that someone could uncrush it enough to breathe
deltax | so i guess crushing it would be a temporary solution, probably
| much easier to execute
fallous | deltax: it seems to me that if you have to "uncrush" your
| windpipe in order to breathe, you're not going to be terribly
| interested in fighting for quite some time ;)
RobV | won't the person drown in his own blood?
lilja | dx, and when executed improperly it breaks your own arm or? :)
deltax | lilja: no, you miss, or you get blocked
fallous | lilja: when executed improperly, you're caught with your hand
| grasping air in front of the guy and he grabs your hand and
| shoves it up your ass for you
lilja | heh
fallous | after which you can attempt to remove your own larynx, albeit
| through a much longer route
fallous | unless he's generous enough to shove your head in the same place
| he put your hand
RexOrient | sicko's
«Action» | deltax breaks Rex's knuckles with a pair of vice-grips
RexOrient | I think I'll bring a gun before I ever meet with dx :)
Zanzare | rex: I believe that his girlfriend's basoon is really a grenade
| launcher, just in case.. :)
Optic | hmm, the real oleg?
elecwnch | yes it is
oleg | optic yeah, it is indeed The Oleg. There is no Oleg but The
| Oleg and Oleg is his prophet.
Optic | yup, it's the oleg. ;-)
«Action» | Elcee invades britain and shoots this one guy
Elcee | super soaker with whale piss at 15 meters. 2 minute burst :)
GianPaolo | You know, Z is a pain in the ass.
monkeyboy | nod.
monkeyboy | a well coded pain in the ass ;) but a pain in the ass
| nonetheless.
oleg | elcee, people that are either dyslexic or illeterate cannot hope
| to amuse or abuse me
oleg | so go back to what you were doing with that hamster
oleg | illeterate? heh
oleg | embarassing typos rule
sasc | I need to kill Waldemar Zoehner
sasc | There was a 'public service' show on public access cable here a
| couple of weeks ago...
sasc | was pretty bizarre
sasc | It was about 'cyber relationships' between 'cyber addicts'
Jkay | oral hygeine ?
Jkay | oh
Jkay | I dont suppose a young woman was on it, with big brown hair, and
| whopping breasts ....
emi | interesting convo
sasc | There was some dude on there, and I quote: Host: "How did you
| get sexual satisfaction from someone you couldn't see, touch, or
| hear?"
sasc | He responded, "I masturbated, and visualized"
Jkay | "um .. I jerk off"
Jkay | I was close
emi | hehe
xterm | gross
xterm | It's one thing to meet people via IRC and start something that way
xterm | it's another one to do THAT....yick
sasc | No, this was about people whose entire sex life is cyber-sex
xterm | Ugh.
emi | this one guy told me once he preferred 'cybersex' to real sex
| (tm), I think he was a lil nuts
Jkay | sasc: a friend of mine pioneered that research a few years ago
| while working on her doctorate. it's what she does full-time,
| now.. lotsa tv appearances
xterm | emi: Maybe he just hasn't been with you yet. Show him the err
| of his ways!
Jkay | emi: perhaps he doesnt know the right way to get on with "real sex"
sasc | Another guy said, "I got me a piece of *beep* last night"
sasc | He was talking about a cyber-sex session
sasc | And was convinced he 'got some'
emi | they from aol? :)
sasc | The one guy was, yes
xterm | That's like...sick.
sasc | I don't think the other guy revealed which service he was with
Renze | it's sad, really... bah, who am I kidding. Bwahahahahahahaha!
Jkay | heh .. there was a black, floating censorship bar over his
| provider's name :)
emi | where did you hear this? tv?
Zanzare | But isn't it obvious that half of the cyber-sex women are really men?
sasc | Man, I was just thinkin' that they should skip an ISP payment,
| and get some from a hooker...
sasc | Zanzare, these guys SWORE they could tell the difference
Zanzare | sasc: Hah, I should like to know how. :)
sasc | The tone of their typing ;)
xterm | Only thing I watch Internet related is the channel where they
| broadcast the photos from emi's QuickCam.
emi | :p
frotz | mrsamiga: get Scala instead.
Mrsamiga | frotz: you buying :)
frotz | mrsamiga: wasnt some early version of scala on a coverdisk a
| while ago?
Mrsamiga | frotz: that version sucks raw ass
frotz | mrsamiga: raw ass is highly underrated as sucking material if
| you're comparing it to videostage pro.
SkyGuy | Jkay: that pix of me is a SRA pic.
SkyGuy | and, its old.
Jkay | SG: you still look great in it.
SkyGuy | ha
SkyGuy | NOT
fallous | jkay: um, does your wife know your predilection for men?
SkyGuy | Jkay: i look hopelessly overweight.. and my hair was sucking..
| and my glasses... eeks! .. i'm hoping that one of my friends
| that i met up with in toronto will scan in some of the pix they
| took up there.
Jkay | fallous: I'm secure enough in my own masculinity to be able to
| comment freely on who looks good, whether it be a man, or a woman.
Zarquon | Sky: You have no friends. ;)
SkyGuy | gack
SkyGuy | I DO TOO!
Jkay | fal: I think that as long as I'm not grabbing ass, I'm still
| well within boundries
fallous | jkay: I don't feel that I have the necessary equipment to make
| those calls, considering my general lack of understand of
| female preferences in general ;)
SkyGuy | i don't take lightly the grabbing of my ass.
fallous | jkay: talk dirty to me
«Kick» | MrElcee kicked cornet from #Amiga
«Join» | cornet has joined #Amiga
MrElcee | ooo look at that action... springier than any lemur ball we
| ever had...
Zanzare | MrElcee: Yes, but you did get them for free. Seems a tad
| expensive to me.
Zanzare | You gets what you pays for.
MrElcee | it just goes to show. there's no such thing as a free lemur.
| At least when it comes to premium lemurs....
Jkay | hmm .. Xmas present for the wife, or CS-II/060
Jkay | hmmmmmm
Jkay | "get sex" .... "dont get sex" ....
Jkay | hmmmm
fallous | sex is overrated
fallous | especially Married Sex(tm)
Jkay | thats so it will last longer
Jkay | like airplane engines
fallous | Married Sex(tm) or Real Toys(tm)....I'll take the latter
Jkay | fallous: I have to wonder just HOW long you've been married?
fallous | jkay: uh, like 5 years
NAN | It was a shotgun wedding.
Jkay | same as me
NAN | His wife threatened to kill herself :)
fallous | NAN: more of a squirt-gun
Jkay | hahah
«Action» | NAN thinks he is laughing too hard..
fallous | "No member of the groom's family or wedding party was harmed
| during the performance of this ceremony."
«Action» | NAN falls off his chair..
fallous | jkay: I'm considering testosterone injections in the hopes that
| it will shrink my testes and penis so that the wife will leave
| me alone ;)
NAN | fallous: "My wife is not worth taking a picture of and sending
| up on the net for all you geeks to parouse." or something like
| that :)
fallous | NAN: uh, actually I believe I made that comment at some time
Optic | oh, I have a moral dilemma. :) I missed the course-drop
| deadline, and I wanted to drop Polisci because I have appox 0%
| in the course at mid-term. So, do I fail, or do I fake a death
| in the family? :)
Cabezon | Optic: Fake a death in the family...it's more fun that way :)
Sibbi | Optic: uhm, if you can, go for the death thing :)
emi | beg the prof?
emi | this is the last week of courses, and i know our profs are still
| dropping people
Optic | emi: the prof doesn't deal with it. I have to talk to
| bureaucrats
Sibbi | emi: that does absolutely no good if you're of the male gender
| emi, don't know about female
fallous | feh, fail like a man
Sibbi | fallous: yes, and go to work, like a man :)
Sibbi | if I manage to fail, it's to work
emi | sibbi :p
Sibbi | I can fail calculus
Cabezon | I owe, I owe, so off to work I go...;)
Optic | I don't want any verifiable lies to go in my permanant acedemic
| record. :)
Sibbi | but if I fail anything else, I'm doomed
Sibbi | but I just simply have to pass this stupid calculus course
Optic | I could bump my grandmother's recent death up about three
| weeks... that would help, but it's still off. :)
Cabezon | I was pissed off...had I got 2 percent higher in Philosophy, I
| would actually have passed the year ;)
emi | are you on academic probation? :)
emi | i am
Sibbi | emi: no :)
Optic | emi: I'm not.
Sibbi | I went trough all of my studies so far without failing a single
| thing
Sibbi | except danish on my first year of high school :)
emi | ive failed one course
fallous | pussies. if you earn an F, then just accept the damn thing
| rather than weaseling out ;)
emi | and i failed it proudly :)
Sibbi | and that was like 4.2, I needed 4.5
emi | i knew i had failed it immediately after i took the final
Optic | our system is wierd. You have x course attempts to get your
| degree. If you take a course, and don't drop it, it counts as
| an attempt. So, you can only fail y number of courses and still
| scrape through. :)
Sibbi | fallous: uhm, if it means you can't continue, it's like shit
Sibbi | you can fail twice here
Optic | I have to figure out what my x and y are equal to, and decide
| wether lying is worth the risk. :)
Cabezon | fallous: I did. I took two F's, one severe and probably not
| entirely due to the fact that I skipped three consecutive weeks,
| returning two weeks before the final exam. ;) I just moved on
| and got a 92% average in college. ;)
Cabezon | *sigh* What I could do with 5 million tax free dollars right
| now.
frotz | cabezon: not bad sounding. prices on ppro will be dropping
| soon after x-mas.
Cabezon | frotz: awesome. But it depends on if I can find a Job, and
| what kind of job I can find to finance with, because I have to
| move out and live first :) either I'll get a good job and be
| able to get everything more or less at once, or I'll be buying
| the motherboard in January, the RAM in March, the hard drive in
| June...;)
frotz | cabezon: well, the nice thing is that the longer it takes, the
| cooler the machine will be when you eventually get it.
frotz | cabezon: of course we all know that an a500 is preferable to a
| ppro at 200mhz, but perhaps they'll have p7 by the time you get
| to it...
Cabezon | frotz: heh :)
Cabezon | 200 terahertz processor ;)
Cabezon | frotz: of course, but I'd be going crazy sitting there looking
| at half my dream machine, saving my pennies. ;)
frotz | 200 terahertz, it's so damn fast it'll anticipate your next
| command and have the results before you even ask, but it'll
| still be somehow inferior to that a500. 8)
Kosh | The "Viscorp future of the amiga" would be a bunch of machines
| similar to the A1200 that hook up to TV's, and the OS
| specifically changed for that
Sibbi | if that kosh, with all the amiga people gone, it would probably
| be some mailformed box with some amiga custom chips
Brook | Anyone seen the thing on AWD about those Amiga logos?
frotz | kosh: well nobody will likely ever know. it might have been
| better than the current situation anyway.
elecwnch | then they would need techs in disney character outfits, and
| where else to recruit than net, you guys would end up in donald
| duck outfits fixing computers....
Cabezon | Mickey Mouse would do PR ;)
Josef | nah.. I'd use a tigger or goofy outfit..
Kosh | VC basically came out and said so in their last press release
| (Dec 2nd or 3rd)
spu | it's like running your http server as root...might as well put a
| big banner in /etc/motd saying "please hack me"
Barlog | how about a "superchip" that is basically an
| Alpha/PentiumPro/PPC/68060 all on one chip......you could run
| any OS you wanted
«Action» | Barlog reaches for the crack pipe again....
Cabezon | Pop quiz: You are going to a bar to celebrate a friend's
| birthday. One friend in particular is demanding that you become
| trashed. You have to go to your grandparents' family Christmas
| dinner tomorrow. What do you do?
xterm | Cabezon: Tell your friend family obligations overrule and that
| you will only become mildly drunk
Kosh | Cab: But cutting off round edges
Cabezon | xterm: heh :)
fallous | cab: get shitfaced and avoid the fruit cake at the family dinner
fallous | or get REALLY shitfaced and hope that you stay drunk throughout
| the family dinner. could be the best family dinner you've ever
| had
Cabezon | I considered the fact that copious amounts of alcohol will
| offset the pain of getting kicked in the 'nads, which is what
| visiting my father's parents usually amounts to.
...to be continued...
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