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Section Five


   fallous | elcee: Cobain generously deleted himself from the gene pool
     Elcee | fallous: what a courtesy.
   fallous | elcee:  I know I'm grateful.  I'd really prefer not to have the
           | gene pool polluted with Cobains
     Elcee | fallous: Already happened.   He left a baby girl behind.     
   fallous | elcee: hmm, perhaps the child will choose to be as generous
           | as her father was
     Elcee | fallous: or maybe the kid will have the eediot gene skip her
           | generation.  

deltax | a friend taught me a tkd move last night, that when properly | executed, removes someone's larnyx Elcee | that addle the weak of mind trick would be useful at traffic | stops, too fallous | deltax: go to the mall and try it out Tau | dx, difficult to practise, isn't it? deltax | "hey, bub. hold still for a sec." deltax | :gurgle: deltax | And then I'd watch him drown in his own blood, and then I'd | giggle. fallous | deltax: um, isn't it just easier to crush their windpipe? deltax | fallous: yes, i suggested that to my friend, but he seemed to | believe that someone could uncrush it enough to breathe deltax | so i guess crushing it would be a temporary solution, probably | much easier to execute fallous | deltax: it seems to me that if you have to "uncrush" your | windpipe in order to breathe, you're not going to be terribly | interested in fighting for quite some time ;) RobV | won't the person drown in his own blood? lilja | dx, and when executed improperly it breaks your own arm or? :) deltax | lilja: no, you miss, or you get blocked fallous | lilja: when executed improperly, you're caught with your hand | grasping air in front of the guy and he grabs your hand and | shoves it up your ass for you lilja | heh fallous | after which you can attempt to remove your own larynx, albeit | through a much longer route fallous | unless he's generous enough to shove your head in the same place | he put your hand RexOrient | sicko's «Action» | deltax breaks Rex's knuckles with a pair of vice-grips RexOrient | I think I'll bring a gun before I ever meet with dx :) Zanzare | rex: I believe that his girlfriend's basoon is really a grenade | launcher, just in case.. :)
Optic | hmm, the real oleg? elecwnch | yes it is oleg | optic yeah, it is indeed The Oleg. There is no Oleg but The | Oleg and Oleg is his prophet. Optic | yup, it's the oleg. ;-)
«Action» | Elcee invades britain and shoots this one guy Elcee | super soaker with whale piss at 15 meters. 2 minute burst :)
GianPaolo | You know, Z is a pain in the ass. monkeyboy | nod. monkeyboy | a well coded pain in the ass ;) but a pain in the ass | nonetheless.
oleg | elcee, people that are either dyslexic or illeterate cannot hope | to amuse or abuse me oleg | so go back to what you were doing with that hamster oleg | illeterate? heh oleg | embarassing typos rule
sasc | I need to kill Waldemar Zoehner sasc | There was a 'public service' show on public access cable here a | couple of weeks ago... sasc | was pretty bizarre sasc | It was about 'cyber relationships' between 'cyber addicts' Jkay | oral hygeine ? Jkay | oh Jkay | I dont suppose a young woman was on it, with big brown hair, and | whopping breasts .... emi | interesting convo sasc | There was some dude on there, and I quote: Host: "How did you | get sexual satisfaction from someone you couldn't see, touch, or | hear?" sasc | He responded, "I masturbated, and visualized" Jkay | "um .. I jerk off" Jkay | I was close emi | hehe xterm | gross xterm | It's one thing to meet people via IRC and start something that way xterm | it's another one to do THAT....yick sasc | No, this was about people whose entire sex life is cyber-sex xterm | Ugh. emi | this one guy told me once he preferred 'cybersex' to real sex | (tm), I think he was a lil nuts Jkay | sasc: a friend of mine pioneered that research a few years ago | while working on her doctorate. it's what she does full-time, | now.. lotsa tv appearances xterm | emi: Maybe he just hasn't been with you yet. Show him the err | of his ways! Jkay | emi: perhaps he doesnt know the right way to get on with "real sex" sasc | Another guy said, "I got me a piece of *beep* last night" sasc | He was talking about a cyber-sex session sasc | And was convinced he 'got some' emi | they from aol? :) sasc | The one guy was, yes xterm | That's like...sick. sasc | I don't think the other guy revealed which service he was with Renze | it's sad, really... bah, who am I kidding. Bwahahahahahahaha! Jkay | heh .. there was a black, floating censorship bar over his | provider's name :) emi | where did you hear this? tv? Zanzare | But isn't it obvious that half of the cyber-sex women are really men? sasc | Man, I was just thinkin' that they should skip an ISP payment, | and get some from a hooker... sasc | Zanzare, these guys SWORE they could tell the difference Zanzare | sasc: Hah, I should like to know how. :) sasc | The tone of their typing ;) xterm | Only thing I watch Internet related is the channel where they | broadcast the photos from emi's QuickCam. emi | :p
frotz | mrsamiga: get Scala instead. Mrsamiga | frotz: you buying :) frotz | mrsamiga: wasnt some early version of scala on a coverdisk a | while ago? Mrsamiga | frotz: that version sucks raw ass frotz | mrsamiga: raw ass is highly underrated as sucking material if | you're comparing it to videostage pro.
SkyGuy | Jkay: that pix of me is a SRA pic. SkyGuy | and, its old. Jkay | SG: you still look great in it. SkyGuy | ha SkyGuy | NOT fallous | jkay: um, does your wife know your predilection for men? SkyGuy | Jkay: i look hopelessly overweight.. and my hair was sucking.. | and my glasses... eeks! .. i'm hoping that one of my friends | that i met up with in toronto will scan in some of the pix they | took up there. Jkay | fallous: I'm secure enough in my own masculinity to be able to | comment freely on who looks good, whether it be a man, or a woman. Zarquon | Sky: You have no friends. ;) SkyGuy | gack SkyGuy | I DO TOO! Jkay | fal: I think that as long as I'm not grabbing ass, I'm still | well within boundries fallous | jkay: I don't feel that I have the necessary equipment to make | those calls, considering my general lack of understand of | female preferences in general ;) SkyGuy | i don't take lightly the grabbing of my ass. fallous | jkay: talk dirty to me
«Kick» | MrElcee kicked cornet from #Amiga «Join» | cornet has joined #Amiga MrElcee | ooo look at that action... springier than any lemur ball we | ever had... Zanzare | MrElcee: Yes, but you did get them for free. Seems a tad | expensive to me. Zanzare | You gets what you pays for. MrElcee | it just goes to show. there's no such thing as a free lemur. | At least when it comes to premium lemurs....
Jkay | hmm .. Xmas present for the wife, or CS-II/060 Jkay | hmmmmmm Jkay | "get sex" .... "dont get sex" .... Jkay | hmmmm fallous | sex is overrated fallous | especially Married Sex(tm) Jkay | thats so it will last longer Jkay | like airplane engines fallous | Married Sex(tm) or Real Toys(tm)....I'll take the latter Jkay | fallous: I have to wonder just HOW long you've been married? fallous | jkay: uh, like 5 years NAN | It was a shotgun wedding. Jkay | same as me NAN | His wife threatened to kill herself :) fallous | NAN: more of a squirt-gun Jkay | hahah «Action» | NAN thinks he is laughing too hard.. fallous | "No member of the groom's family or wedding party was harmed | during the performance of this ceremony." «Action» | NAN falls off his chair.. fallous | jkay: I'm considering testosterone injections in the hopes that | it will shrink my testes and penis so that the wife will leave | me alone ;) NAN | fallous: "My wife is not worth taking a picture of and sending | up on the net for all you geeks to parouse." or something like | that :) fallous | NAN: uh, actually I believe I made that comment at some time
Optic | oh, I have a moral dilemma. :) I missed the course-drop | deadline, and I wanted to drop Polisci because I have appox 0% | in the course at mid-term. So, do I fail, or do I fake a death | in the family? :) Cabezon | Optic: Fake a death in the family...it's more fun that way :) Sibbi | Optic: uhm, if you can, go for the death thing :) emi | beg the prof? emi | this is the last week of courses, and i know our profs are still | dropping people Optic | emi: the prof doesn't deal with it. I have to talk to | bureaucrats Sibbi | emi: that does absolutely no good if you're of the male gender | emi, don't know about female fallous | feh, fail like a man Sibbi | fallous: yes, and go to work, like a man :) Sibbi | if I manage to fail, it's to work emi | sibbi :p Sibbi | I can fail calculus Cabezon | I owe, I owe, so off to work I go...;) Optic | I don't want any verifiable lies to go in my permanant acedemic | record. :) Sibbi | but if I fail anything else, I'm doomed Sibbi | but I just simply have to pass this stupid calculus course Optic | I could bump my grandmother's recent death up about three | weeks... that would help, but it's still off. :) Cabezon | I was pissed off...had I got 2 percent higher in Philosophy, I | would actually have passed the year ;) emi | are you on academic probation? :) emi | i am Sibbi | emi: no :) Optic | emi: I'm not. Sibbi | I went trough all of my studies so far without failing a single | thing Sibbi | except danish on my first year of high school :) emi | ive failed one course fallous | pussies. if you earn an F, then just accept the damn thing | rather than weaseling out ;) emi | and i failed it proudly :) Sibbi | and that was like 4.2, I needed 4.5 emi | i knew i had failed it immediately after i took the final Optic | our system is wierd. You have x course attempts to get your | degree. If you take a course, and don't drop it, it counts as | an attempt. So, you can only fail y number of courses and still | scrape through. :) Sibbi | fallous: uhm, if it means you can't continue, it's like shit Sibbi | you can fail twice here Optic | I have to figure out what my x and y are equal to, and decide | wether lying is worth the risk. :) Cabezon | fallous: I did. I took two F's, one severe and probably not | entirely due to the fact that I skipped three consecutive weeks, | returning two weeks before the final exam. ;) I just moved on | and got a 92% average in college. ;)
Cabezon | *sigh* What I could do with 5 million tax free dollars right | now. frotz | cabezon: not bad sounding. prices on ppro will be dropping | soon after x-mas. Cabezon | frotz: awesome. But it depends on if I can find a Job, and | what kind of job I can find to finance with, because I have to | move out and live first :) either I'll get a good job and be | able to get everything more or less at once, or I'll be buying | the motherboard in January, the RAM in March, the hard drive in | June...;) frotz | cabezon: well, the nice thing is that the longer it takes, the | cooler the machine will be when you eventually get it. frotz | cabezon: of course we all know that an a500 is preferable to a | ppro at 200mhz, but perhaps they'll have p7 by the time you get | to it... Cabezon | frotz: heh :) Cabezon | 200 terahertz processor ;) Cabezon | frotz: of course, but I'd be going crazy sitting there looking | at half my dream machine, saving my pennies. ;) frotz | 200 terahertz, it's so damn fast it'll anticipate your next | command and have the results before you even ask, but it'll | still be somehow inferior to that a500. 8)
Kosh | The "Viscorp future of the amiga" would be a bunch of machines | similar to the A1200 that hook up to TV's, and the OS | specifically changed for that Sibbi | if that kosh, with all the amiga people gone, it would probably | be some mailformed box with some amiga custom chips Brook | Anyone seen the thing on AWD about those Amiga logos? frotz | kosh: well nobody will likely ever know. it might have been | better than the current situation anyway. elecwnch | then they would need techs in disney character outfits, and | where else to recruit than net, you guys would end up in donald | duck outfits fixing computers.... Cabezon | Mickey Mouse would do PR ;) Josef | nah.. I'd use a tigger or goofy outfit.. Kosh | VC basically came out and said so in their last press release | (Dec 2nd or 3rd)
spu | it's like running your http server as root...might as well put a | big banner in /etc/motd saying "please hack me"
Barlog | how about a "superchip" that is basically an | Alpha/PentiumPro/PPC/68060 all on one chip......you could run | any OS you wanted «Action» | Barlog reaches for the crack pipe again....
Cabezon | Pop quiz: You are going to a bar to celebrate a friend's | birthday. One friend in particular is demanding that you become | trashed. You have to go to your grandparents' family Christmas | dinner tomorrow. What do you do? xterm | Cabezon: Tell your friend family obligations overrule and that | you will only become mildly drunk Kosh | Cab: But cutting off round edges Cabezon | xterm: heh :) fallous | cab: get shitfaced and avoid the fruit cake at the family dinner fallous | or get REALLY shitfaced and hope that you stay drunk throughout | the family dinner. could be the best family dinner you've ever | had Cabezon | I considered the fact that copious amounts of alcohol will | offset the pain of getting kicked in the 'nads, which is what | visiting my father's parents usually amounts to.
...to be continued...

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